{"id":1032,"date":"2022-09-09T21:18:29","date_gmt":"2022-09-09T19:18:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tripblog.pl\/?p=1032"},"modified":"2022-09-16T00:25:54","modified_gmt":"2022-09-15T22:25:54","slug":"dania-i-inne-przyjemnosci-%f0%9f%a4%aa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tripblog.pl\/?p=1032","title":{"rendered":"09.09 Dania i inne przyjemno\u015bci ?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Jest ju\u017c wiecz\u00f3r, ciemno, zimno i do domu daleko. Siedzimy we dwoje w obrzydliwie wygodnym i  nagrzanym do granic mo\u017cliwo\u015bci przedsionku naszego autodomu. Ja i nielegalny imigrant &#8230;. znad Wis\u0142y. Lat sko\u0144czone 19&#8230;.od male\u0144ko\u015bci wychowany na walizkach, podr\u00f3\u017cnik praktycznie przez  ca\u0142e swoje \u017cycie&#8230;..I c\u00f3\u017c ten owy &#8222;przesiedleniec tygodniowy&#8221; nabroi\u0142 i dlaczego zostali\u015bmy sami ju\u017c opisuj\u0119. Sobota zapowiada\u0142a si\u0119 pi\u0119knie, zgodnie z czasem mycie, \u015bniadanie i  wyjazd z campingu, szybkie zakupy jedzeniowe bez \u017cadnych op\u00f3\u017anie\u0144. Za pi\u0119knie sz\u0142o ? Granica niemiecko-dunska&#8230;.malutki zator tu\u017c przed bo wyrywkowe kontrol\u0119, ale GPS ka\u017ce zje\u017cd\u017ca\u0107 na prawo. Parking jaki\u015b czy co? Od\u0142o\u017cyli\u015bmy kanapki zrobione na szybko po drodze i oczom naszym ukazuje si\u0119 kontrola. Mi\u0142y pan prosi o dokumenty&#8230; mamy przecie\u017c co za bana\u0142. Podajemy,pan sprawdza i mowi&#8230;.&#8221;ale to jest drivers license&#8221;. &#8222;Eryk no co Ty si\u0119 wyg\u0142upiasz&#8221; &#8211; rzeczemy do nastoletniego globtrotera &#8230;&#8221;ale ja nie mam dowodu przecie\u017c&#8221; odpowiada niedosz\u0142y Cejrowski. I nasta\u0142a niezr\u0119czna cisza. Pan t\u0142umaczy \u017ce prawko to tu nie ma znaczenia i m\u00f3wi o karze pieni\u0119\u017cnej, pyta Eryka czy ma kas\u0119 , szybka kalkulacja i ol\u015bnienie \u017ce wakacyjna wyp\u0142ata to ju\u017c by\u0142a i \u015blad po niej zagin\u0105\u0142. Po trwaj\u0105cej kilka chwil rozmowie pan odda\u0142 dokumenty i nas pu\u015bci\u0142. Konsternacja. Co dalej? Zosta\u0142o nam 500km do nast\u0119pnego noclegu i granica ze Szwecj\u0105. Wzmo\u017cono kontrole podobno od 2019 przez jakie\u015b zamachy. Nie ma wyj\u015bcia chyba trzeba zawr\u00f3ci\u0107, mo\u017ce ambasady&#8230;.za 5 minut zamykaj\u0105 t\u0119 w Kopenhadze. \u0141\u0105cznie z t\u0105 w Szwecji i Norwegii czynne dopiero  od poniedzia\u0142ku. DHL mo\u017ce? Poprosimy o przes\u0142anie&#8230;ale gdzie? I tak dojdzie za kilka dni. Wracamy&#8230;jak dobrze b\u0119dzie to na \u015brod\u0119 dotrzemy do Norwegii ?. Nagle ol\u015bnienie. Zatrzymali\u015bmy si\u0119 na parkingu i rezerwujemy bilet na samolot  do Warszawy i z powrotem z Kopenhagi, do kt\u00f3rej pozosta\u0142o nam jeszcze 100km. Chwila moment, ma\u0142e zamieszanie i takim sposobem w\u0142a\u015bnie Witek dolatuje do Warszawy. My udali\u015bmy si\u0119 na pobliski camping . Ja i nasz syn&#8230;&#8221;nielegalnie przebywaj\u0105cy&#8221;. 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Siedzimy we dwoje w obrzydliwie wygodnym i nagrzanym do granic mo\u017cliwo\u015bci przedsionku naszego autodomu. Ja i nielegalny imigrant &#8230;. znad Wis\u0142y. Lat sko\u0144czone 19&#8230;.od male\u0144ko\u015bci wychowany na walizkach, podr\u00f3\u017cnik praktycznie przez ca\u0142e swoje \u017cycie&#8230;..I c\u00f3\u017c ten owy &#8222;przesiedleniec tygodniowy&#8221; nabroi\u0142 i dlaczego zostali\u015bmy sami ju\u017c opisuj\u0119.&hellip; <br \/> <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/tripblog.pl\/?p=1032\">Dowiedz si\u0119 wi\u0119cej<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1031,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[22,23,21],"class_list":["post-1032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-norwegia-2022","tag-jeep","tag-namiot","tag-samochod"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/tripblog.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_20220909_131416_92-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tripblog.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tripblog.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tripblog.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tripblog.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tripblog.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1032"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/tripblog.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1268,"href":"https:\/\/tripblog.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions\/1268"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tripblog.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tripblog.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tripblog.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tripblog.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}